rumple making sure his gf eats the most important meal of the day (◡‿◡✿)
#STILL THE CUTEST THING THIS MAN EVER SAID#rumpelstiltskin the great and the powerful is here to make you sans-dark-magic scrambled eggs#and bring you orange juice#mr gold drinks orange juice#mr gold does HUMAN THINGS#his smile in the second gif you could light up all storybrooke#mr gold brushing his teeth#mr gold’s ruffled hair when he wakes up#mr gold snoring probably#what a terrible person oh no#let me make you breakfast as a friendly reminder that i’m Your Boyfriend#boyfriends do cute things like not practicing dark arts and putting flowers everywhere#mr gold realizing he indeed is belle’s boyfriend#it must have come to him suddenly while he was toweling his hair#the money i’d pay to see the realization dawn in his eyes#oh mr gold#he probably insisted bae had breakfast every day too#and then they checked if he had grown any taller right after#well now i’m sad(via rumpelstltskin)
For future reference, anybody I see victim-blaming about this most recent turn of events will be unfollowed with extreme prejudice.
Thank you and goodnight.
For beauty, Greek. For ease, Latin.
Greek may be pretty but grammatically it’s a clusterfuck. Latin is neat and orderly by comparison.
Wet, Snowing, Sunny, Hamburger, long, straight, dog, bird, Egypt, ceiling fan, poker
Ketchup, cereal, cookies, ice cream, werewolves, ghosts, ninjas, Greek, Hades, Discworld, Time.
Limb. Limb definitely.
Poison is so indirect. Stabbing is up close and personal.
Be proposed to.
Never going to happen, but a girl can dream.
Wine. I can’t handle beer.